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ED BISHOP: UFO & SHADOWFALL.

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A letter from the legendary Ed Bishop (Straker in UFO).

UFO: Ed Bishop, Mike Billington, George Sewell,
Wanda Venthan. Produced by Gerry and Sylvia Anderson.
 
SHADOWFALL: An audio-play tribute to Ed Bishop and UFO is now available on YouTube!
 

A letter from Ed Bishop, private details deleted.
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UFO was one of the best SF series ever made. A few months ago, Ed Bishop, the brilliant actor who played the complex and deeply sympathetic lead character of UFO, Commander Straker, passed away after contracting a virus in hospital. he was about to turn 73. Ed Bishop corresponded with me in the 1990s about the idea of appearing in Damon Dark and was both generous of spirit and encouraging. He amusingly suggested that it might be good to have Commander Straker at rock bottom, washing dishes in a restaurant, or possibly to use the character in a Naked Gun-style spoof. His co-star Michael Billington died of cancer within a matter of days, two great men gone from us, a sad, sad loss, but, to quote Sylvia Anderson, their screen personas will live on after them.
 
In 1978, I caught a late night (11.30 Sunday night) screening of "Timelash" and was so stunned by this episode that it haunted me for years to come. In 1992, I met a young man named Allister Lehan in Minotaur Bookstore, who was a UFO fan and helped me get to see Timelash again, after 14 years of longing to see it once more. This story inspired me to create my own series, Damon Dark.
 
A COMMENT FROM MY FRIEND AND UFO FAN ALLISTER:
 
- its amazing that Ed was so willing to be involved in the project - a few years later and it would have happened i think (slick production - but you should have stayed lead actor !)
              well done - Ed would be impressed
                           - allister
 
For more information about UFO and Ed Bishop, check out Marc Martin's terrific and extensive website here:
 
 

A LETTER FROM ED BISHOP.
 
In 1997/8, I corresponded with Ed Bishop about coming to Australia to appear in a film called DAMON DARK: SHADOWFALL.
 
Ed Bishop was extremely generous and humble and very willing to be involved. What's more, he offered some interesting thoughts and ideas about his role as well as amusing/witty comments. In the script, Damon Dark and Candy Ryan of Department Six (Australia's branch of the secret service involved in UFOs etc) tracks down the ageing, retired ex-operative and expert on aliens and UFOs, who's name is simply "Ed" (Ed Bishop) and ofcourse, we are meant to wonder if "Ed" could be "Ed Straker" or not, many years on.
 
One thing I wanted to do was give him more humor and wit than his deadly serious UFO persona often displayed, an idea which seemed to appeal to Ed Bishop, though I still wanted to be able to take the story seriously. Ed Bishop commented, "I like the comedy angle but feel you could go further. More like AIRPLANE and POLICE ACADEMY."
 
In the script, Ed would be living in a small house in rural Australia in a kind of hermit-like existance away from the world, as the government had not only dissmissed him from service, but discredited him so if he ever talked about aliens, no one would believe him.
 
Ed Bishop wrote "I think it might be more fun/interesting if he were a drunk on skid row or washing dishes in a restraunt! Nothing runs downhill faster than a thorobred and as "ED" was squeaky clean in the past when "the powers that be" wanted to silence him and dropped a Buick on him, he ran like a rabbit and came apart at the seams. His eventual rescue from oblivion and reconstructuring (I think I just made up a word!) by Candy and Damon has a lot of dramatic/funny/schmaltzy potential.
 
Anyway, everybody's a critic! Those are just my thoughts on the subject."
 
I was very keen to add these ideas into the script, and have Damon and Candy find Ed as a seemingly meek dishwasher in a restraunt and then trace him home where he is drowning his sorrows with a bottle. I imagined him coming at them with a shot gun and blasting out the windshield of their car in protest, declaring that he wants to be left in peace by these wretched government types who ruined his life.
 
Naturally, when Damon and Candy convince him that there's a real alien menace lurking and threatening lives, Ed would undergo the type of resurrection and return to form that Clint Eastwood's character displays in the film Unforgiven. Ed would sober up, tell the tyrannical boss at the restraunt to stick his job and become a driven, focused and brilliant man who helps Damon and Candy defeat the alien plot...
 
Sadly, the project fell through, due to a dreadful missunderstanding between myself and the producer.  
 
Ed's final comments were, "I'm afraid it looks like another good idea down the tube for lack of adequate funding."
 
It breaks my heart to look at his letters and realise this amazing actor and wonderful human being was so willing to involved in Damon Dark and so generous with his time and his talent, and I failed to pull it all together. Now Ed Bishop has left us, a sad, sad loss to us all. But I will remember his words of encouragement to me, not to be discouraged, and that enthusiasm is a rare commodity which will pay off in the end.
 
I can only say that I went on to produce five half hour episodes of Damon Dark for Community TV in Australia, and they screened in 1999, I recut and re-worked them to a much higher level for a promotional DVD called The Complete Damon Dark and I wrote a Damon Dark pilot which was produced at a professional level, and have never stopped developing my concept and characters. The first episode I made of Damon Dark, although embarrassingly crude in it's first cut, was dedicated to Ed Bishop, for inspiration.
 

Last year, I produced an audio play version of the script I wrote after feedback from Mr.Bishop for "SHADOWFALL" and placed the audio play with a slide show of captions and images on YouTube where it has been viewed by hundreds of people from around the world.
 
Here is one example of feedback from a YouTube member named Marc:
 
Hello Adrian,
SO, there I was, searching the vast libraries of Youtube. On this one occasion, I was searching for all things Gerry Anderson and then I found your channel. Shadowfall... Now I read your story on your attempt to give UFO and Cmdr. Straker some kind of closure. Then I listened to your radio drama. Unless my ears deceived me, or you have a very good voice talent, that was Ed Bishop, wasn't it?!? In either case you gave a great ending and restart to UFO.

I have been poking around your channel and I am very impressed with your progress.

A Damon Dark Short Story.
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Damon and Candy confront the mysterious "Ed".

DAMON DARK: 'ED'.

 

By Adrian Sherlock.
Copyright 1997/2005

(This is an original Damon Dark adventure in which Damon meets "Ed". The story adapts ideas and suggestions from Ed Bishop's letters and the original screenplay for SHADOFALL into a second, expanded draft of my original UFO fan-fiction story FEARFUL.)

 

Damon James Dark was in video conference via the Internet with The Coordinator of Department Six. He leant back in his chair and drank a mouthful of hot, strong coffee and eyed the computer screen. The face of the Coordinator loomed up close, beneath the eye of the perched web-cam.

“Well, Damon, looks like you’re signed, sealed and approved, as they say in the classics.”

“No kidding?”

“The Secret Service has just approved your appointment to the position of UFO Case Officer for Department Six.”

“Well, was there any competition?”

“Hardly,” laughed the Coordinator, “No one else wants to be the target of small-minded people and their prejudices, do they? But we both know the truth and that’s all that matters.”

Damon nodded. He understood what the older man was saying. The rest of the Service refused to deal with the truth of the alien menace. It was like a lot of things. The Human race preferred to live in denial, it was easier than accepting that nightmares were real and that monsters existed. But the Coordinator had been taken over by an alien brain implant and forced to help the invaders once.

It was during the Maddox case. Media Tycoon Simon Maddox had been complicit in an alien plot to take control of key humans and subvert our society. He’d kidnapped a pair of D-6 Agents named Harker and Vincent and eventually the Coordinator himself. He’d turned them into mindless zombies…and when a strike at Maddox’s multi-media station had caused an interruption in the alien control transmissions, the Coordinator had faced a psychic attack from Maddox, who was beginning to mutate into a killer telepath.

It had all ended thank God, when Maddox discovered he was still human after all, a reminder that had come in the form of a fatal heart attack.

But the encounter had left the Coordinator with painful scars, psychological ones as well as physical. Weeks of therapy just to sleep at night, and no one knew what kind of brain damage may have been caused by the psycho-kinetic attack he’d suffered.

So Damon was not surprised that the Coordinator had fought for Damon’s appointment to a new position, a role in which he could spend his time completely in his hunt for UFOs and alien invaders.

“What’s first on the agenda then?” asked Damon, “Anything you want me to look into?”

“Yes,” said the Coordinator, “Damon, there was a number of UFO cases a while back…it became quite a desperate situation in fact. We have only limited intelligence on what happened. But it seems there was a full scale alien attack at one point. The man who stopped them was…in many ways your direct predecessor.”

Damon put down the coffee cup and stared at the Coordinator. He had to think this through. Who was he referring to, exactly? And just how long had the aliens been attempting to get their hands on the planet Earth.

“Who was it?”

“I want you to find him,” said the Coordinator, “His help could be invaluable.”

“Who?” Damon was impatient to know.

“His name is Ed!”

 

Ed washed the dishes until his wrists and hands ached from the effort.

“I can’t believe what pigs people can be!” he muttered irritably to himself.

The restaurant manager popped his head round the corner. “Nearly done, Ed?”

“Yes, Sir! Almost, Sir!”

“Well, hurry up, Man…I’ve got a busy place to run, you know?”

“Yes, Sir! I’m hurrying, Sir!”

“Good, good…”

Alone again, Ed grabbed a scouring pad and scrubbed away at a stubborn lump of yellowy grime and sneezed as the smell of dirty dishes and detergent went up his nostrils for the hundredth time.

“One of these days…” he hissed angrily, “One of these days…”

The damned stain would not shift and he snarled as he scrubbed at it. “Come on!”

When he finally pulled off his damp apron and headed out across the car park, it was late and the Moon was out.


Ed wearily got into his car and sighed, his whole body stiff and aching with the pain of a long night’s work. He hated his job, he hated his boss, but at least he had one thing he cherished…his anonymity. No one knew who he was, or, more importantly, who he had once been. He fired up the motor of the battered old car, clunked it into gear and headed quietly out of the car park.

 

The next day, Damon Dark arrived at a small house in the countryside.

He recalled his partner Candy Ryan had mentioned wishing “Ed” was around once before, when they had been faced with their first alien-encounter together. It was after a UFO encounter, and they had returned to D-6 HQ, only to find their own blood-stained corpses in the main office. They had learned that they had somehow passed through a hole in time and were 24 hours into the future. A D-6 Agent called Patrick was under alien control and he had killed them. They were forced to retrace their journey back through the hole in time in order to go back to the previous day.

Candy had explained that Ed was a man she once met at a Secret Service conference, a man with a vast experience of strange encounters and inexplicable events. He had resigned and left the Service, wanting to be left in peace. But the Service was possessive, and never liked to let anyone go. Not, at least, until they made sure, and doubly sure, that they would never talk of government secrets and be believed.

Now they were about to meet the mysterious Ed.

Damon got out of his Ford Sedan and walked up the narrow path to the front door of the small country house.

He knocked loudly and confidently.

Silence.

“Not home?” asked Candy Ryan, still at the car.

“Looks like it,” sighed Damon.

Damon stepped back a few feet and was about to get back in the car when he heard the creak of the door swinging open behind him.

He looked round and saw Ed in the doorway. He was tall and slim, his face weathered, but still somehow youthful. He had penetrating blue eyes and there was an instant authority about him, a quality that seemed to leap out at once, the moment you saw him.

“Who the Hell are you?” Ed demanded.

“I’m Damon Dark,” said Damon.

“Damon Dark? Who the Hell is called Damon Dark?”

Damon opened his mouth uselessly, but no words came out.

“Parents do terrible things sometimes!” said Candy, grinning from ear to ear.

Damon shot her a look and then, cautiously watching the ageing man said, “Are you called Ed?”

“Who wants to know?” the older man demanded.

“We’re Department Six Agent, Sir,” offered Candy, “Secret Service.”

“What?” Ed demanded, his face darkening, “Get out of here!”

“But, Sir-“ began Damon.

“I said get out of here!” yelled Ed.

“I’ve been sent to find you, Sir,” Damon informed him, keeping calm, “We need your help!”

“Help? Help!”

Ed glared, then turned and went back inside.

“Now what?” asked Candy.

Damon shrugged. Maybe the old boy was a bit crazy.

Suddenly, Ed came charging back out of the house and leveled a double barreled shot gun at them.

“I said get out!” he shouted and fired.

The gun shot exploded the windshield out of Damon’s car in a shower of broken glass.

“Hey!” cried Damon, “Take it easy!”

Candy looked open-mouthed at the shattered windscreen and back at Ed, who stood there defiantly, smoke billowing from the left barrel of the shot gun.

“Good shot!” she told him, sarcastically.

Unimpressed, Ed snorted, “I was aiming at him!”

Damon raised his eyebrows. “Maybe you should get glasses?”

“Shut up!” said Ed, “I don’t need you lot coming around here to tell me I’m old! You lousy pack of bastards! You ruined my entire life! You couldn’t just let me walk away, could you? Oh, no! You had to silence me, good and proper. You bastards dropped a Buick on me the moment I stepped out the door. I was discredited, reduced to a bad joke, I couldn’t even get a job.”

“Sir…”

“I had to come to Australia…the only place left where I could still find a place to live in peace and quiet!”

“Ed…”

“Look at me! I’m at rock bottom…skid row…reduced to nothing!”

He was starting to sound almost sad, pathetic and defeated.

“Look, “ said Damon, patiently, “We have to see you, Sir. There was a UFO report…”

Ed stared at him, “A UFO?”

Damon nodded.  “Yes, and I…”

“You mean, they’re back?” demanded Ed, “Them? From up there? Again?”

Candy stepped forward, then checked herself. “Yes…Sir!”

“Well, why the Hell didn’t you say so?” demanded Ed, “Stop wasting my time and get to the point, for God’s sake! Come inside quickly! I want to everything, got it? Every last detail, no matter how insignificant!”

Damon and Candy looked at each other and Candy smiled. Damon sighed and they followed Ed inside his home. The old man listened impatiently as they explained that they were now on a mission to locate the alien menace and stop them.

Ed finally stood up, tipped a bottle of Whiskey down the sink and declared, “Now I can tell the Boss where to stick that lousy, rotten job of his!”

A week later, Damon was jogging along a silent beach, when his mobile phone rang. He paused and caught his breath, glad that it was a nice morning, and answered the call.

“Damon Dark.”

“It’s me,” said Candy, “Damon we have a confirmed sighting from Air Force Radar. A UFO is approaching the area.”

Damon felt his every muscle tense, he was aware of his pulse picking up speed, he could actually feel the blood pumping through his body now. “Where?”

“I’m not certain, yet,” said Candy, “Damon…is it possible…that these creatures have infiltrators inside the government, maybe even in the Secret Service itself?”

Damon frowned. “Why?”

“I mean…if they’re psychic…telepathic…maybe they have the power to read minds,” said Candy, her voice sounding uneven, troubled, “I mean…they could know what we’re thinking, couldn’t they? See inside our heads…see our thoughts.”

“Why, Candy?” Damon demanded, his voice hardening.

“Because I think…I think…” Candy was almost stammering, “They’re after Ed!”

“What?”

 

There was a storm coming. Ed gunned the car along the winding road through the countryside, on his way back to the house. At the back of his mind a thousand ghosts clamored at his conscience in a dark and timeless chasm. And they were hungry for his blood...there was a sudden flash of lightning. No. Something else. Something ripped and tore and stabbed at the hull of his car. And in an instant he knew. That suffocating pulsation hit the car a moment later, the eerie whirring of a UFO. A lesser man might have swore, but Ed gritted his teeth and planted his foot. The car leapt ahead, as the road erupted around him, exploding apart in a dazzling hail of savage energy bolts. The car shook, lurched sickeningly, as it was thrown about by the assault. Ed looked at the car phone for a split second, but didn't dare release his grip on the steering wheel. How could he get help? How could he get away?

Somehow he had to escape, he had to survive! Through the rising sheets of flame, the billowing clouds of smoke and the searing flashes of energy bursts he could just make out the road ahead. He was in search of an exit. The motor roared, the windscreen shattered with a sickening crunch.

Ed squinted, grimaced, but forced himself to keep his eyes on the road. He couldn't risk a glance at the speedometer, but he estimated he was sitting on ninety miles an hour. He had to risk it, or the aliens would obliterate him. And then he saw it. The turned off. He braked hard. A tree exploded nearby, caught in a bolt of light and power meant for him. The car lurched wildly and he fought for control. He was slowing, slowing, then he twisted the wheel savagely. The nose of the car collected the sign post. He hadn't quite made it. The car went down the other road like a rocket, veered wildly, then all that Ed knew was pain and more pain...

When he came to, the car was a ruin. He had to get out. The roar in his ears was the relentless whirring of a UFO at close range...

"Coming to finish the job..." he muttered, and kicked at the buckled door. There was blood in his eyes and the taste of it in his mouth. He let out a deep and angry growl and gave the door one last kick. It opened and he crawled out, on his hands and knees onto the wet grass. He had no time to waste. He crawled, tried to get up, stumbled, staggered away. The air was alive with the vibrations and the terrible alien whirr of the saucer. It's greenish glow lit up the grassy fields and the trees, and the wind blasted and blasted...the thrust of their engines! Any second it would come, any moment, he knew...it was about to deliver the death blow. Ed threw himself down into a ditch as the night lit up with a blinding white flash. The bolt flashed from the hovering saucer, stabbed the crippled car in the middle and it exploded apart in a gush of orange flame...

It was a minute later that Ed finished catching his breath and opened his eyes. He had not moved in that time and knew what to expect when he tried. He gasped. Pain. Everything ached. Cuts and bruises all over. He was lucky to have escaped with his life. He rolled over. Raised his head, peering over the grass and rocks. There it was. That glowing, pulsing, whirring machine from space. Hateful, merciless. As he watched, the craft settled to the ground beside the flaming wreck that had once been his car. Then a disc of light in the side, a distant mechanical grinding sound. The clatter of movement.

His eyes narrowed, his breathing quickened. Could it be? Yes. There they were. Dark, lingering shapes, against the eerie green halo of the ship. Their suits would be red, but in the night they were black and gleaming shapes, alien soldiers, come to hunt an Earth man. Not any Earth man, but their mortal enemy. Ed took a quick glance over his shoulder. Rugged grassy terrain, the chosen killing ground. Grimly he thought if that is the way it must be, so be it. When he looked back, he got a start. The aliens were approaching, stalking straight towards him. Ed rolled, crawled away, out the back of the ditch, then picked himself up painfully and staggered into the night. The air came alive with the clattering rattle of machine gun fire. Bullets ripped into the tree trunks all about and Ed threw himself into a blind, staggering run, desperate to get away.... There was no getting away this time, he knew. He would have to stand and fight or they would have him. He threw himself down and felt around on the ground. He had to find something, anything... A large stone! That would have to do. He gripped it tightly and got up. He flattened himself against a tree and held his breath, the sweat running down his face and neck, mixing with the blood from his cuts. He could hear them.

Their crunching footsteps and the faint hum and whirr of the UFO in the distance as it waited for them. They were coming closer and closer. Ed strained to twist he head around and see, keeping his back to the tree trunk. A glint of silver. He saw the gun first, an alien machine pistol. The creature was coming right past him. The timing had to be exactly right or...he swung the stone full force, aimed straight at the face plate of the alien's helmet. The glass shattered. Viscous green liquid sprayed out, showering Ed. It's arms went up. He wrestled with it, punched hard at it's stomach. The creature was disorientated enough. He gripped the barrel and wrenched with all his might. He crashed onto his back, soaked in oxygenated fluid and holding the gun. He swung over as he sensed the arrival of a second alien. It was coming out of the wooded night, gun aimed directly at him. He found the trigger and pumped the creature full of bullets, sending it crashing to the ground. He sat up and took aim at the gun's original owner, who was staggering about, vomiting fluid like a drunken man. Ed aimed and blasted him out of his misery. He crawled to his feet and looked about, but the woods were now silent and empty. He sighed, turned, looked at the aliens and bent to check that they were dead. Then it had him. The red-gauntleted hands were around his throat. He fought, but it was no use. The arms were closing all the way around. In horror, he realised what it was doing. He had done it himself a thousand times in combat training. The sleeper hold, cutting off the passageway for air to the lungs...and the brain! Ed cried out, struggled with every aching fiber of his being, and lost...and he fell spinning into deep, dark nothingness!

PART TWO

Damon Dark and Candy Ryan watched solemnly as the Fire Units hosed down the flames and reduced Ed’s car to a smoldering metal skeleton.

“Looks like it’s been chewed up and spat out…” commented Candy.

Damon laughed bitterly. “By what? A fire-breathing dragon?”

He walked up to it, squinted into the heat and smoke, and pointed to a gaping hole in the bonnet.

“That’s a laser beam hit,” he said, “Not like our lasers, either. This one’s enhanced with additional energy particles.”

“To punch a hole that big, it’d have to be.” Agreed Candy, “So, they’ve taken him?”

“There are tracks…but the tracks end abruptly,” said Damon, “We have to find him, Candy. Get onto the Air Force. I want them to get every jet in the air, immediately. And I want radar on full alert.”

“What happens when they find the UFO?”

Damon knew what she was asking and he knew damn well that she already knew the answer. But she obviously needed it spelled out, so he stared off into the night and told her. “We shoot it down.”

 

When Ed came to he thought he had gone blind. Then a greenish haze drifted eerily through the darkness and invaded his swollen, aching eyes. He tried to blink, and tried to cry out, but all he heard when he went to speak was a dull gargling rumbling sound rushing past his ears. Dully, his brain processed the data and he became aware of the most likely situation. he tried to move. Pain! Every muscle in his body ached, and white hot shafts of agony seared through his limbs as he attempted to move. He forced himself to raise his hands. Something appeared before him where his hands should have been, two swollen lumps, like collections of Frankfurters, dull and red, distorted through curving glass and obscured through that seething green murk. So it was true. A sickening lurch sent he reeling though space and a juddering, bone-jarring impact stuck his body as he collected something solid. It was like being drunk aboard a small boat on the choppy seas. No, the wrong kind of craft. He was now breathing fluid, encased in a red alien space suit and trapped aboard a UFO that was lifting off from the planet Earth, racing towards space. The aliens had taken the ultimate prize, snatched it from the darkened woods. It had cost them dearly, but they had taken Ed as a prisoner of war. He knew all too well what came next...the high-acceleration journey through inter-stellar space to what he guessed was a lurking, phantom planet, radar-invisible and close to the outer edges of the solar system. And then...his opposite number, the alien leader, would have God knows what in store for him!

Some how, some way, he had to get out, had to get away, before it was too late. Once the UFO was beyond interception range, there would be no hope for him. He would be finished...and then came the thunder. The flames rose up like a leaping wall of orange, and in it he saw the crazed, distorted shapes of the aliens. The air-to-air missiles had found their target. The walls were shattering like so much movie glass, splintering all around him, and then the stomach-wrenching lurch and tumble as the alien craft began to lose it's way through the stratosphere. Now was the time to move, to act or die. To survive or not survive his abduction. With a supreme effort of will he picked himself up and like a baby learning to walk discovered how to function in this fluid-filled suit. And as he moved, the nearest alien turned. He went in and wrestled the creature with all his strength. And as they struggled, a blinding flash lit the darkness and flames leapt and blazed. Another hit. the feeling of falling was unmistakable now. The UFO was tumbling, spinning, out of control, unable to escape the Earth's gravitational pull. Ed propelled the alien into the flames, vaguely perceived it being sucked out the hole in the silvery hull and into the blue space beyond, spinning away like an autumn leaf. And then the tremendous impact that threw him to the floor.

He crawled away, forcing himself through those unyielding flames and out of the shattered ship, out into the woods beyond. He crashed against the trunk of a tree and gripped it for support, sick in the stomach and dizzy. And as he turned to look back, he saw, through the murk of the green liquid he now breathed as other men breath the air, a lop-sided spinning top from another world, gushing smoke and fire in the last moments before it exploded...

PART THREE

“They got it!” cried Candy, at D6 HQ, holding the phone tight to her ear.

“Destroyed?” asked Damon.

“No,” said Candy, “Just damaged. They think it came down…crashed.”

“Where?”

“Do you think Ed could have survived the crash?”

“Where?” Damon demanded. He had to know and fast. If there was any chance of saving him, they would have to move quickly.

Ed fell back as the saucer erupted like a bomb, sending blazing fragments in all directions. He fell and rolled and waited for the rumbling sound to stop pounding at his skull and punishing his already over-taxed brain. His body had been pushed to the limits of endurance by the hunt and abduction at the hands of the aliens and his unscheduled flight in the UFO, but he was not out of the woods still, quite literally. The trees and bushes were all around and he had no way of telling where on Earth he had landed or if he had any chance of making it back to civilization .A  supersonic jet had brought down the UFO, so it was logical that they would be close at hand. But would they send in a ground force to recover wreckage? For security reasons, if they were being thorough they might. It was a slim chance to be relying on. After what seemed an hour or more, he began to feel half his old self again, at least on the inside. But he was still breathing liquid and there was no doubt a limited supply of oxygen in the cylinder on his space suit. What options do I have now? he wondered. If I attempt to remove the helmet, without the assistance of medical experts and re-oxygenating gear, I may very easily choke and drown, or rather, un-drown! There was air all about, fresh country air, but did he dare remove the helmet and risk an agonizing, convulsive death? Some how, he had to find his way to the nearest hospital. The oxygen supply could not last too long and when it ran out, he would drown the old fashioned way. Either way he was dead. Ed hauled himself up, using the trunk of a tree for support and tried to walk in the cumbersome alien space suit. The world was a distorted, blurry nightmare, glimpses through a bubbling, rushing ocean of green fluid. He looked around and staggered off through the woods, making for what seemed a way out. But a way to where?

The hunters were half asleep and half drunk when the heard the noise of something large and cumbersome crashing through the undergrowth. One of them swore and another dropped his beer when the branches parted and the red-suited monster came staggering towards them. They rose to their feet, mouths hanging open in disbelief as they saw the silver helmet, the tinted face-plate and the padded red suit. It stopped before them, and as they stared in disbelief they could just make out the green face and blank, white, inhuman eyes. And instinctively, the fearful men reached down and picked up their guns...

Ed was trapped now, the guns pointed unwaveringly at him. He could just make out the dark openings in the barrels through the green murk the aliens had adapted him to breath. The frightened men were talking, or rather shouting: he could see their distorted figures, gesturing at him, waving their arms and working their mouths, but all he heard was that deep rushing rumbling gurgle close to his ears.

He tensed himself as they moved closer. He didn't need to hear to understand. It was obvious. They must have seen the UFO come down, they must have realised it was like nothing on Earth. And now, as far as they were concerned, they had taken an alien prisoner! Ed twisted his head to look for a way out. A third hunter was approaching. It's gun butt slammed against his ribs and he staggered, choking in pain. The others grabbed him before he could hit the ground. They had him by the arms and legs and were carrying him like the carcass of a freshly-shot animal. They stuffed him in the back of their old car and Ed was driven away.

The fools, thought Ed bitterly, the blind, paranoid fools! Don't they know, don't they understand? He had given them everything. Everything! That black outlined figure on the wall of SHADO head quarters, that dark man-shape in a disc, he had demanded and demanded and taken everything Ed could give until there was nothing left. And still he would not be satisfied, still he would not stop taking and demanding. Once, when no-one was looking, Ed had staggered in that door, feeling lower than low and looked up hatefully, full of rage and torment at that indifferent shadow-man and had said, "Why can't you leave me alone? You've taken everything from me...everything I ever loved...everything that was inside of me...why can't you leave me alone...I've nothing left to give!"

He felt ashamed of that moment, a moment of weakness, when he looked back on it he felt pathetic, and wanted to hide it like everything else, in that ever-larger plot at the back of his mind where he buried all his mistakes, all his shames, his failures and his guilt. The men who had him here were drunk. No wonder they weren't thinking clearly. He knew all too well what that was like. Yes, he remembered the smell, the taste, the burning and the seething, lurching confusion that alcohol made. How could he ever forget?

It was in those vaguely glimpsed days that he had tried to shovel into that mental grave-yard next to the day his son had died. But like all those dead days, they rose up in the night like zombies and came marching sprite-like back to haunt him. Like a nice young couple he met once called Catherine and Tim, brooding shadows of the past, echoes of long-gone days that were really dead yet still lingered in the present as an afterthought or hangover, those memories clung to him...

It was before his wife, before SHADO and Blue Book and all those terrors out of space. It was MIT and NASA. He was majoring in Astrophysics and dating a girl called Danielle. God. Danielle. He had not thought about her in so long. Was it really fifteen years? The chasm of time made him dizzy when he looked across it's vastness. He and Craig and been out one night and Craig had been playing with everything he could lay his hands on, as usual. There was a blonde, and a bottle of Whiskey, and a red head and some L.S.D. Craig had been everywhere and done it all, and lived to laugh about it. Lived, that is, until the aliens had taken him by surprise and surgically removed him from his own brain! And then...yes...he had made the kill, the Commander of SHADO, oh, so dutiful, he had pulled the plug, the mercy killing of an alien-zombie, and other crime was added to that intolerable list!

He couldn't remember getting in the car that night. It was all a drunken blur. Their friend David had driven. He and Craig were such a pair of clowns. Dave was always giving Craig a hard time about being a British Bulldog in the American Space program. No, Craig, they'll never let you into NASA. Not a bloody Limey, for God's sakes. You'll end up the first man on Mars and say God Save the Queen or some shit like that! Dave was such a stirrer. And Craig had laughed. And Ed had laughed. Yes. They were still laughing when they hit the truck and the windscreen caved in. And as they picked up David's body in a number of plastic bags that night, Ed had looked up from the stretcher and heard Craig Collins crying uncontrollably and all he knew was the flashing red and blue and amber lights in the night, the dull red stains of blood and blood and more blood and that stink of alcohol. And he had never touched it again...

When the journey ended and the waves of claustrophobia stopped washing over him in his thick, sickly green oxygenated ocean, Ed realised where he finally was. Trapped by a trio of drunken weekend hunters whose twisted expressions confirmed his darkest suspicions, that they thought that he, clad in red space suit and silver globe, with white protective shells covering his steely blue eyes, was in fact an alien. A frightening figure staggering from the wreckage of that unearthly spinning machine that had plunged from the skies, whining and whirring and blazing with light.

A prisoner now, Ed found himself dragged from the hunters' vehicle and bustled into a hay shed where they threw him down. Painfully, he realised he had to escape or at least make the effort, for there was no future in this place. None for him, he was certain. The big red gauntlets were difficult to use, but he managed to crawl and grab the handle of...something! The whiteness in the gloom and shadow of the hay shed was a pitch fork. He twisted as the men came down upon him. He saw flashes of their faces and heard and muffle through the rush of bubbles that might have been a scream as the prongs of the fork found a victim. Then the explosion. His head would surely burst from that hammer-strike. One of the men had discharged a fire arm, but in his fear he'd missed. Ed was out, arms flailing wildly, crashing towards a dazzling square of light that had to spell freedom, or it's elusive imposter.

As his aching eyes adjusted through that dismal murk he realised he was about to collide with a tree and managed to stop himself. He reeled away, but the new move was almost as bad, as his feet collected something, rock or tree, or perhaps just a hole in the Earth. The fall was sickening, the impact jarring. Glass shattered and he knew at once why his eyes had protective shells. The tide went out like a bath when the plug was pulled and he suddenly found himself choking as a torrent of the vile liquid was vomited up and out of his tortured body. His gauntlets supported his doubled up form as he coughed and spluttered and the green seas poured out of him. His eyes were watering under those shells and he wanted for one brief second to peacefully die and be rid of it all.

And then the hands clamped round him and dragged him upwards. He gasped and choked and rasped in agony, his every sinew shivering and aching, and he was forced to relax his gut and straighten to face them. They had him now and their guns were pointed right into his face. They were angry, furious...homicidal. They were shouting abuse and threats. The gun barrels pressed in and found his flesh. He knew what came next. The terrible explosion that would end his troubles permanently. He closed his eyes and the world blew apart. When he opened them the hunter was dead and Damon Dark was removing the alien space helmet from Ed’s head.

When Ed arrived finally at D6 HQ, it was a normal day in the control room, with the many and various operatives and technicians hurrying to and fro and processing data, always on the look out for an alien attack. He had been through Hell and now it was over. Or was it? He sighed heavily to himself, thinking, reflecting on it all. Then he summoned his strength and stepped through the door, Damon and Candy helping him to walk as they led him in. “Here we are, Ed,” Damon was saying, “Department Six Secret Headquarters.”

Every head in the room turned, one by one, as each man or woman wondered what the others were looking at. Conversations cut off, dying into silence, all activity ceased. A phalanx of frozen faces, staring. All staring at that figure that stood in the doorway. It should have been human but for one thing, the green coloration imparted to the face and neck by the alien fluid. Could this grey-haired green-faced figure be human, or was it as alien as it looked? Ed stared back at them and they all looked away and went back to their work, but Ed knew how unsettled they were in that moment, by nothing more than the color of his skin. He passed through them, uncomfortably, disconcerted, as Damon Dark and Candy Ryan led him to the sanctuary of their office. But he knew, with absolute certainty, that it was a moment he would never forget.


By Adrian Maxwell Sherlock.